Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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