You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
