im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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