Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
