He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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