Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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