I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Success! We fucked roommates!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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