I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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