what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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