Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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