West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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