how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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