I hate all girls vehemently.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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