Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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