Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize