Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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