Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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