You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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