my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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