I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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