Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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