There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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