Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My liver just had a heart attack.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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