Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I skipped work to stalk him.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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