wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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