Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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