Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Randomize
