I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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