my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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