She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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