belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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