No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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