Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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