i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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