Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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