I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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