when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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