i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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