TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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