I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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