Don't you send me to vm
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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