We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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