Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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