How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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