It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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