people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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