If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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