I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Damn victory sex feels great
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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