it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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