Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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