Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
