The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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