Nicole vs. Life
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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