i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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