Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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