you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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