Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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